Imagine if writers spoke about other people’s professions the way other people speak about writing.
Or if artists spoke to other people about their professions the way other people speak to artists about theirs:
“Oh, you’re a carpenter? Would you be interested in building me a house? I can’t really pay you or anything, but it’d be great exposure.”
what if someone drove up to your house in the middle of the night, stole all the dirt in your front yard and just drove away
you just described minecraft multiplayer
imagine karkat voicing a gps
STEER TO THE RIGHT DUMBASS.
NO YOUR OTHER RIGHT!
FUCK ARE YOU STUPID?!
LET ME FIND A DIFFERENT FUCKING ROAD YOU SHITHEAD
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
lesbians
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